12 Days of Catmas

To the Tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas."

On the first day of Catmas, my felines shared with me...



Moby: #1,2,3,4,7,11,12.

1. Dehydrated constipation

2. Two enemas

3. Ketoacidosis

4. Four insulin units

5. Straaaaaaaaaaay cat won't leave my deck!

6. Broken leg two places

7. Shots shots and more shots

8. Parasitic treatments

9. Diarrhea daily

10. Antibiotics

11. Hissing at each other

12. Twelve million vet bills

I'll give you a break from cat posts for a while. Merry Christmas. 



Scram: #5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12.